Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.
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Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
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Chuck Norris jumped off a building once.
The ground didn't make it.
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Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
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Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley.
We know it today as Death Valley.
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Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
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Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
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Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact?
A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head.
Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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For Chuck Norris...
In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
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