Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
Chuck Norris doesn't sweat. He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance. He breaks dance
When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.