Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
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If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
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Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
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Once Chuck Norris went back in time and kicked a ball.
When it landed it wiped out the dinosaurs.
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder.
Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky.
Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
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Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
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Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
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Why does Chuck Norris have a beard?
A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
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It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
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