When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements. If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is Yahoo@ChuckNorris.com