Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall. This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
They say terror? Look at Chuck.
One man said he got his butt whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once.
Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.