The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
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In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague.
The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
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Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
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Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
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Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
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Chuck Norris can hear pictures.
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What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name.
Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
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