The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
Charlie Sheen winning? Chuck Norris says "I think not."
Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.