A watched pot boils instantly for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Chuck Norris jumped off a building once.
The ground didn't make it.
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There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
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Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
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Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
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Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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