Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.
The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude. He has a personality you can't handle.
Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
You don't invite Chuck Norris. He invites himself.