Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face.
Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
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Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.
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If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
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For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
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Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris...
He is hunting them!
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Karma believes in Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
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Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
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