Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
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Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
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Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
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Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
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Teacher to student "Why is every answer on your test 'Chuck Norris'?"
Student to teacher "Chuck Norris is the answer to all problems!"
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Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected.
He knows the unexpected.
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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum.
Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
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Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
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