Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names.
Charles isn't in charge. Chuck is!
When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.