Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Karma believes in Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
Vote:
Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris?
But only once.
Vote:
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
Vote:
Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
Vote:
Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
Vote:
Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
Vote: