Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate.
It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
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Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
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In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.
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People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
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Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
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