In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris. No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals. Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
Chuck Norris had never escape from jail. Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris. It failed. Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
What do you call a black guy that doesn't rape white women? An inmate.
Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.