In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris.
No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
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Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals.
Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
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Chuck Norris had never escape from jail.
Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
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Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
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Why don't black people pay rent?
Because jail is free.
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Q: What's the scariest thing about a white man in prison?
A: You know that he actually did it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
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What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escaped from prison?
A small medium at large.
If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
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What do you call a nigger with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape White women?
An inmate.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard just another fist!
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