Chuck Norris once shaved his beard. People now call it Bigfoot.
Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like. The end result was the creation of life.
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.