The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone.
His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
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Rules of fighting:
1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight.
2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong
Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
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Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris?
The only good news is you know when you will die.
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Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote.
He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
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