The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
Chuck Norris doesn't blink...reality pauses.
Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
Chuck Norris doesn't sweat. He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.