Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime.
Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
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Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
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On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat.
His body cries.
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Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so.
He remind him of Trivette...
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When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
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Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
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