Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.
Chuck Norris made the llama extinct. Never spit in his face.
Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.