Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook...
No one's his friend.
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Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
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Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
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Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
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Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
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Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil.
It couldn't keep up.
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Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem.
He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion.
The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
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Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice.
This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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