The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat. The weights do.
When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life. When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.