Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!