Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
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An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil.
Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
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Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
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When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
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Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
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Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort.
Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
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Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
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Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
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