A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back.
Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Global warming is the result of Chuck Norris getting mad.
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Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
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Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
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