A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back. Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
Wagner is really Chuck Norris!
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.