Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
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Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't even have to bid in an auction to win it.
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Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
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Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
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Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
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If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
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Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
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