Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
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Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
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The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
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What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name.
Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?"
He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Chuck Norris has found what U2 are looking for.
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Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
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Chuck Norris can stop the music.
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Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine.
He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself.
Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
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Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
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