Why did the Jews roam the desert for 400 years? Someone lost a quarter.
Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto? A: A victim.
Why is life like a box of fruit? Because when they go bad, they go black!
How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss!
Whats the only thing darker than a black man? His Future.
I was going to tell a chinese joke, but it's just wong.
Why are black people & vending machines the same? Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop
Snow. One of the rare times the phrase "8 - 12 inches" is associated with something white.
Q: What does pontiac stand for? A: Poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac.
A young Jewish Mom walks her son to the school bus corner on his first day of kindergarten. "Behave, my bubaleh," she says. "Take good care of yourself and think about your Mother, tataleh!" "And come right back home on the bus, schein kindaleh." "Your Mommy loves you a lot, my ketsaleh!" At the end of the school day the bus comes back and she runs to her son and hugs him. "So what did my pupaleh learn on his first day of school?" The boy answers, "I learned my name is David."