Why did the Jews roam the desert for 400 years?
Someone lost a quarter.
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Roll a quarter down the street.r
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I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
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Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
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Q:Where does a mexican shop for books?
A: Borders
Why are niggers like sperm?
Only 1 in a Million actually works .
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Why are black people & vending machines the same?
Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
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Q: Do you know how Chinese people name their children?
A: They throw some pans and based on the noises they make like "ting tang," "Dung dung", "Ting tang dung"
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Why do black people have white hands?
They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!
Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?
He had locomotives.
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office.
Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out:
"Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children."
"Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman.
"That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker.
"Oh, den I uses the last names."