Once you go asian you never miss an equation.
Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house? A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
I'll admit that the Chinese kids in math class are pretty smart. But doing it with their eyes closed... that's a bit cocky.
Q: How do you make seven an even number? A: Take the s out!
How to tell who is Jewish in your class, drop a penny and see who gets their first.
What is 6.9? A great thing ruined by a period.
What do u call a bunch of black buried up to their heads in dirt? Afro turf.
Q: Why accountants don't read novels? A: Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
What do you call a nigger with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape White women? An inmate.
Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
How do you know if an Asian robbed you? Your homework is done and cats gone.