Q: How many men does it take to put down a toilet seat? A: Who knows it's never been done.
Boy will be boys but one day all girls will be women.
Three men go on a skiing trip, but when they get to the HOTEL they find out that the hotel have mucked up their rooms and they have to share one big bed. When they wake up the guy on the left says I had a well strange dream last night that I was getting a hand job, and then the guy on the right goes thats strange O had the same dream I was getting a hand job. Then the guy in the middle goes well thats strange because I had a dream I was skiing!
What's the difference between a man and a messy room? You can straighten up a messy room.
Q: How does a man show he is planning for the future? A: He buys two cases of beer.
How can you tell if a novel is homosexual? The hero always gets his man in the end.
Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay? A. They don't have time.
Why don't men like to drink coffee at work? It keeps them awake.
Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time.
A woman walks into a pet store wanting to buy a pet for her husband, but she finds all the pets are so so expensive. The woman says to the clerk at the counter, "I'm looking to buy a pet for my husband but I'm on a very short budget!." "No worries," replies the clerk. "We've just ordered in a very large bullfrog that can give bl*wjobs." "Bl*wjobs," says the woman, buying the frog, thinking it would be a great gag gift, so she goes home and gives the frog to her husband explaining the frogs talent. With a laugh the husband walks off leaving the frog in the kitchen. In the middle of the night the woman wakes up to the sound of pots and pans flying around in the kitchen. She goes down to find her husband and the frog reading cookbooks. "What are you two doing?" she asks. "Well," says the husband. "If I can teach this frog to cook you are outta here."
What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it