When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
No time for gym? Please tell me how you watch 3 hours of TV every night.
I do two hours of cardio every day. But I still need to find the closest parking spot to the gym.
Redbull doesn't give you wings. Lat pulldowns do.
The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat. The weights do.
What do you do for exercise? I lift weights. What do you do for cardio? I lift weights faster.
Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.