Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
The president of the USA lives in the White House. Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold. Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.