Chuck Norris can hear pictures.
Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
Charlie Sheen winning? Chuck Norris says "I think not."
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars. But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator. He walked away with a new set of luggage.
Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.