Chuck Norris can hear pictures.
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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us.
The only difference is, then he kills people.
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If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
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In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
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Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard.
When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
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Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
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