Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow. The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold. So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
Death once took Chuck Norris. He regreted it.
Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
Chuck Norris doesn't blink...reality pauses.