Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
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Chuck Norris is not cool.
By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...
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Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
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Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights.
His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
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Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
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Count from one to ten.
That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
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