Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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Chuck Norris did.
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Cocaine does Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
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Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
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The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
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Chuck Norris invented hot sauce.
To put on his peppers.
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Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
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In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
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