Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs. Then he climbed it up.
Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.
Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.
If there's something strange... In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?... CHUCK NORRIS!
Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune. The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.