Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?"
Chuck Norris is your daddy.
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I sure would like a piece of cake after though!
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Little Johnny replied, "Daddy said that in order to get a piece around here, you have to spend a couple of hours playing first!"
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Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
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Little Johnny was in church, getting restless as the preacher's sermon dragged on and on.
Not able to take it anymore, he leaned over to his father and whispered,
"Hey, Dad, if we give him the money now, will he let us go?"
Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
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My girlfriends dad asked me what I do.
Apparently, "your daughter" wasn't the right answer.
Mummy, mummy, why is daddy swaying in the backyard?
Shut up, and give me more bullets.
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Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris.
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