An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil.
Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder.
Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky.
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Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
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Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
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Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go to therapy, therapy goes to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
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If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
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Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
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