An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil. Chuck Norris killed that man.
Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers. And wins.
If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He simply decides what time it is.
Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.