There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-.
These are also Chuck Norris' initials.
This is not a coincidence.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
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Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
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Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
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They were just five lakes, until Chuck Norris said they were Great!
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That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
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huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
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