There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.