Q:What's black on top of white?
A: Rape
Q:What's white on top of black?
A: Society 
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Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey.
Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing.
He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey.
After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead
She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it."
"Why?" asked the lady.
He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
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How do Chinese people name their kids?
Throw a spoon down the stairs.
CHING CHANG CHONG TING.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone.
Wing, Wing, Halo
My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.
Why do nigger's have nightmares?
Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
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Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve.
Excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten.
A young Jewish Mom walks her son to the school bus corner on his first day of kindergarten.
"Behave, my bubaleh," she says.
"Take good care of yourself and think about your Mother, tataleh!"
"And come right back home on the bus, schein kindaleh."
"Your Mommy loves you a lot, my ketsaleh!"
At the end of the school day the bus comes back and she runs to her son and hugs him.
"So what did my pupaleh learn on his first day of school?"
The boy answers, "I learned my name is David."
Why don't black people go on cruises?
They already fell for that shit once before.
Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy?
A: How my dick taste.
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