What's the difference between a black man and a daycare? A daycare knows when it has children.
How do you starve a black person? Put their food stamps under a job application.
American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large supply of garbage from his recent stay at an apartment. After a long search, he just couldn't find any place to discard of it. So, he just went down one of the side streets to dump it there. Yet, he was stopped by a Moscow police officer, who said, "Hey you, what are you doing?" "I have to throw this away," replied the tourist. "You can't throw it away here. Look, follow me," the policeman offered. The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass, pretty flowers, and manicured hedges. "Here," said the cop, "dump all the garbage you want." The American shrugs, opens up the large bags of garbage, and dumps them right on the flowers. "Thanks for giving me a place to dump this stuff. This is very nice of you. Is this Russian courtesy?" asked the tourist. "No. This is the American Embassy."
What does a Jew get when he walks into a wall with a boner? A broken nose.
Whats long and Black?? The KFC line.
What's Mexicos National sport? Cross Country.
What do you call a mexican rolling in sand? A churro.
So a jew, a homosexual and a black man walk into a bar. The bartender says: "Get the fuck out!"
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.
How do you find the population of a Mexican village? Roll a quarter down the street.r
How many Mexicans does it take to knock out paquiao? Only Juan.