What's the difference between a black man and a daycare?
A daycare knows when it has children.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
A zebra has wondered his whole life whether he was a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes.
When he dies and goes to heaven he asks God the question "Am I a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes?"
God responds, "You are what you are"
The zebra goes to his friends and tells them what God had said and that he still doesn't know the answer to his question.
One of his friends says, "Well, that means you are a white zebra with black stripes"
The zebra asks him why and the friend says, "Because otherwise God would have said 'You is what you is'"
Q: Two men are in a car. One of them is a Mexican while the other is black. Who is driving the car?
A: The cops.
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Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans?
A: The black ones steal your watch.
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An American was hopelessly lost in the Highlands and wandered about for nearly a week.
Finally, on the seventh day he met a kilted inhabitant.
"Thank heaven I’ve met someone," he cried. "I’ve been lost for the last week."
"Is there a reward out for you?" asked the Scotsman.
"No," said the American.
"Then I’m afraid you’re still lost," was the reply.
What do you call two niggers in a sleeping bag?
Twix...
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Q: How do you get a black girl pregnant?
A: Cum on a rock and let the flies do the rest.
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Remember the black guy from the Jetsons?
Ain't the future great?
Why did the Jews roam the desert for 400 years?
Someone lost a quarter.
There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called?
Warden.
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