What is the sharpest thing in the world?
A Fart.
It goes through your pants and doesn't even leave a hole.
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"Shoot it," says the farmer, "and then bury it."
About 20mins later he gets another call..."
"Done that, what should I do with his speed camera and motorbike?"
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