What do you call a black guy in a coffin? A box of chocolate.
Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo? Because there were only 2 vans.
What’s black with three feets? A piano!
Q: What travels at 200km's a hour? A: A Mexican hearing a dollar drop to the ground.
What do you call a fat Chinese prostitute? Chun Ki Ho.
Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit? A: The defendant.
What's Mexicos National sport? Cross Country.
School is like a boner, long and hard. Unless you're Asian...
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
What’s black with only one leg? A lame nigger!