Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights. His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.