Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Chuck Norris discovered America.
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The Universe is not expanding.
It's running away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
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30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard...
They were never seen again.
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Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
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Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
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Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
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