Yo Momma's a brick, she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.
Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."
Yo momma's so fat... The animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo mama's so skinny, she used a needle for a baseball bat.
Yo mama so stupid that when I was drowning I yelled out to her that I needed a life saver and she said "Cherry or grape?"
Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.
Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, "Who turned of the lights".
Yo momma’s so fat, ‘Place Your Ad Here’ is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she pretends she’s someone else when she’s having sex.
Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.