Q: What do you call a Shih-Tzu mixed with a poodle?
A: A Shih-Tzpoo.
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Q: Why do farts smell?
A: So deaf people can enjoy them, too.
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Three guys compare their levels of intoxication from a party the previous night.
The first guy says, "Man, I was so drunk last night, I went home and blew chunks."
The second guy says, "I was so drunk last night, I woke up this morning on my front porch."
The third guy says, "I was so drunk last night, I took a prostitute home to my wife."
The first guy exclaims, "You guys don't understand! Chunks is my dog!"
A vacuum salesman goes door-to-door in a new neighborhood.
When a woman answers the door at the first house, the salesman walks right in and drops cow patties on her floor.
He says, "Ma'am, just to show you how confident I am in the quality of my vacuums, I'll eat whatever the vacuum doesn't pick up."
The woman smiles and asks, "Could I get you some ketchup with that?"
The salesman scoffs confidently and says, "I assure you my vacuums have more power than any other on the market today!"
The woman replies, "Well, that may be so, but we just moved in and the electricity isn't turned on yet."
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Q: What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?
A: Lots of room.
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Yo Mama so hairy, when she shaved her legs, your dad thought she got a new carpet.
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Did you hear about the midget that went into the whorehouse?
He got a twat in the face.
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Q: What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
A: The taste
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Question: If you went to a party and woke up with a condom in your ass would you tell anyone?
Answer: No!
Response: Wanna go to a party?
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Q: Why was the condom flying through the air?
A: It got pissed off.
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What's funner then nailing bin Laden to a tree?
Feeding his lifeless corpse into a meat grinder.
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