Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing away all the W's!
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Because they can't fit eight cups of water in the little packet.
There are three blonds that went to the store.
After they get done in the store one of the blondes realizes that she locked her keys in her car.
The first blond tried using a screwdriver to unlock the door.
The second blond tried using a hanger.
The third blond tried using pen.
While they are trying to unlock the door the second blond says "We better hurry up guys its about to rain and the tops down!"
Yo momma’s so ugly, they use her face as a cure for constipation.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she rubs her legs together, I smell bacon.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she gave your kids a "Yo' Grandmama Is So Stupid" joke book.
Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on carbon.
Yo Mama has touched more knobs then the gas man.
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movies she filled up the whole room.
Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.
"We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder.
" The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down.
Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement and announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.
Junior shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb blonde! We ask for the height, and she gives us the length!"