What do u call 4 mexicans sinking in quicksand?
Quatro,sinko.
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Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house?
A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp.
Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish."
After a thought he says he's got it.
"My first wish is i want a million dollars."
Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars."
Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.."
Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres.
"And now you have but one wish."
"The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales?
To get all their stuff back.
Q: Why do Jews have so big noses?
A: Because the air is free.
Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve.
Excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten.
What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner?
He hit his nose.
what do you call a nigger woman having an abortion?
A crime stopper!
Q: What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler?
A: Michael Phelps can finish a race.
Why do black people go to the Liberty Bell?
They heard there was some crack in it.
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