God made everyone different he got tired when he made china.
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How do you steal a Mexicans home?
Hook it up to your truck and drive off.
Q: Why did the black person fill uncomfortable?
A: Because he was surrounded by crackers.
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Why don't black people go on cruises?
They already fell for that shit once before.
There was three Mexicans walking down the street when three old white guys approached them. The first white man said:
Whats up wet backs.
The first mexican said:
I am not wet, I am just greasy from stealing car parts.
The second old man said:
What the hells that smell, smells like beanery.
The second Mexican replies:
It don't smell like beanery, we just got back from taco bell.
The third mexican says:
YaYA, amigo, we just got back from Taco Bell.
The third white guys says:
I was talking to the bean, not the whole damn burrito.
Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.
Q: What is a Jews biggest dilemma?
A: Free Pork.
Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
Q: How do you know Noah was a White man?
A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
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Your mama's so stupid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Twinkie.
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What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions?
Crime fighter.
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