When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons. None of it is his own.
Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
Chuck Norris reached level 51 on Oblivion.
Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.