Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right. The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.
Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris. We decided to go the humane route.
They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can. It's not much of a fight....
For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star. As you can see, there are a lot.
Earth is not spinning around the sun. The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.