Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
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Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
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Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
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Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009.
His state flower will be the Magnolia.
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Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
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Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
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