Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
Chuck Norris found the stairway to heaven, but he prefers the elevator.
The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.