Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
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Chuck Norris really can get chicken from a tuna can.
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Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
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Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
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Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
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Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
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For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
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In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris.
The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
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