Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
Chuck Norris is ambidextrous. He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg. All at the same time.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard? He didn't, his beard grew him.
Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.