Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out. No one dared to move.
One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv. The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods. He is now known as Shrek.
Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris. This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.