Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
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Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
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If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all.
Your life may be forfeit.
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When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap.
When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
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Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009.
His state flower will be the Magnolia.
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Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
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Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard.
When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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