A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!
Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
Chuck Norris is a hunter. But Chuck Norris does not hunt. That implies the possibility of failure.
Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris. Once.